- Brooklyn is full of weirdos… and I fucking love them!
- Being nice to someone can honestly go a long way. Nice to man on Friday evening. Saturday afternoon man from Friday reserves table within a club in Soho for birthday celebrations.
- Catching a taxi? Almost impossible if you are past midtown. Sex and the City lied, no amount of leg or cleavage will make them bastards stop.
DON’T EVER SHOP IN THE FOREVER 21 IN TIMES SQUARE UNLESS YOU ARE IN DIRE NEED! DearJesusIHateMeSomeTourists.
- When a man throws up in your train car, think carefully before you runs in heels as fast as you can to the next car before ignorant bastard of a train driver forcefully closes door on your scantily clad body.
- Never believe the time of train’s scheduled arrival after 4 AM. You and your aching toes tightly strapped in stilettos will be utterly disappointed.
- McDonalds at 5:30AM makes everything so much better…
- When random islander man screams “Bussa Whine” from vehicle, if you do it he will jump out of said vehicle and dance with you… in the street.
- Leave the scene when weird man asks you at 4:30am if you’d like to see a dead body.
- Last but not least:
This last lesson came unexpectedly from the two beautiful ladies pictured down below. This weekend I truly let loose and enjoyed being me in the midst of such wonderful friends… and the new friends I managed to make. I thought I was doing the gift giving by providing these girls a place to stay to celebrate a birthday, but they gave the art of truly not giving a f***, and it was greatly needed. Social freedom!
How did you guys spend your weekend?
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